OPERA LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD IT...
Libretto
BEGINNING
an opera in one 20-minute act
At opposite sides of the stage or screen are two transparent enclosures (think bubbles, cubicles, string houses), each with a projection surface. Alongside the first stands Gaby, inching warily along its circumference, palpating its (real or suggested) surface with a finger. She speaks into a headset.
GABY
It's almost time.
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Sean enters or appears, a potted plant under one arm, a wine glass in his hand. He responds into a headset.
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SEAN
I need to see you.
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GABY
(pushes a button)
There. Better?
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Gaby's image is projected onto or near Sean's enclosure. Sean's image is projected onto or near Gaby's enclosure.
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SEAN
(paces gingerly inside his enclosure)
It's not so bad, is it? On the inside.
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GABY
I suppose it's whatever we make it.
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Gaby retrieves an artist easel and places it in her enclosure.
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SEAN
We can see out, at least.
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GABY
What's left to see?
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SEAN
Worlds. Galaxies. Your face.
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SIRENS. A loud, commanding voice broadcasts from an undefined source, startling the couple:
"Citizens, at the sound of the tone you will shelter within your hermetically sealed Plexi-Sans and remain inside until further notice. Rest assured that we are doing everything in our power to defeat this invisible enemy and restore peace and prosperity to our beloved city-state."
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An ANTHEM plays in the background. The broadcast continues.
"Prepare your Plexi-Sans. The countdown begins... NOW. Ten. Nine. Eight..."
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Gaby and Sean, looking panicked, race to arrange their few things.
"Seven. Six. Five..."
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SEAN
I don't think I can do this. I'll die in here.
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GABY
I won't let you. Breathe. Take my breath, my lungs... let my heart beat for us both.
"Four. Three. Two..."
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SEAN
If only I could touch you!
"ONE. Doors shut! You will hear from us again, again, again..."
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The broadcast devolves into gibberish, then white noise.
GABY
Sean?
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SEAN
Gaby. Do you realize? Today is our two-week anniversary.
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GABY
(begins to paint)
I love that about you — the Sir Galahad factor.
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SEAN
Two weeks ago today... I was sitting in the cafe opposite your flat —
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GABY
And I stepped out onto my balcony —
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SEAN
In your bathrobe —
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GABY
It was a kimono —
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SEAN
You were naked underneath it.
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GABY
How did you know?
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SEAN
I just did. A breeze swept in from Africa and parted your robe —
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GABY
Kimono.
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SEAN
Just a little. A flash of thigh, and you turned and gazed down at me.
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GABY
You were squinting.
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SEAN
I had taken off my Ray-Bans to get a better look. At any moment you might have vanished into your flat, and I'd spend my next ten lifetimes searching for you, or worse, wake up and realize I'd only dreamed you.
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GABY
So poetic.
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SEAN
You took out a lipstick and wrote your cell number on the window —
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GABY
And you texted me: "One day we'll sit together at this cafe and tell each other secrets that will lay bare every yearning known to humankind."
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SEAN
(tends his plant)
We will.
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GABY
Yearning — that's so, like, nineteenth century. I'm just happy... that our story has a beginning.
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SEAN
Beginnings are the best part. I don't like middles.
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GABY
Endings make me weep. Even happy ones.
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SEAN
No ending then. I was sitting in the cafe opposite your flat —
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GABY
When I stepped out onto my balcony —
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SEAN
And a hidden scourge descended on the planet.
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GABY
(stops painting)
I don't like that part. Delete it.
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Gaby pushes a button and quirky DANCE MUSIC plays. She dances.
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GABY
Dance with me?
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SEAN
Not now. Not caged.
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GABY
That is so, like, Tennessee Williams. Dance! I want to feel your two hands on my ass.
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Sean closes his eyes and begins to dance, timidly at first, gradually loosening up.
SEAN
You're heavenly.
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GABY
Grind those killer hips.
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They dance, softly moaning with pleasure. Their idyll is abruptly interrupted by the sound of SIRENS, followed by this broadcast:
"Citizens, it has come to our attention that some non-essentials may be feeling useless, unworthy, parasitic ... We get it: You're sitting idle in your Plexi-Sans, growing flabbier by the second. No purpose. No paycheck. Not much going on between the sheets..."
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Devolves into gibberish.
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SEAN
BE MY SOUL-MATE IN THE PLAGUE
THOUGH OUR PROSPECTS MAY BE VAGUE
BE THE QUEEN OF MY LAST SIGH
HELP ME LIVE BEFORE I DIE
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GABY
BE THE GARD'NER WHO BRINGS LIFE
IN THIS NEVER-ENDING STRIFE
SHARE MY RAGE AND RAISE A FIST
TO NIGHT PASSIONS WE'LL HAVE MISSED
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SEAN
I PLANT SEEDS, I MAKE THINGS GROW
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GABY
I PAINT PICTURES HUNG IN SHOWS
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SEAN & GABY
AS WE BEGIN SO DOES THIS STRANGE... HUNGER
STILL, THERE'S MYSTERY AS LIFE SHRINKS
RAW, WE EDGE CLOSE TO THE BRINK
REACH FOR GRACE AS STRANGENESS PULLS US UNDER
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FOGHORN. Command Central broadcasts:
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"Citizens, stay calm. All non-essential workers will remain in their Plexi-Sans. All essentials will report immediately to Command Central. As of tonight, we will observe a blackout, effective immediately."
BLACKOUT
SEAN
Gaby?!
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GABY
I'm still here, my love.
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LIGHTS PARTIALLY UP
SEAN
BE MY ANCHOR IN THE STORM
KEEP ME WISHING, KEEP ME WARM
SPEAK THE PRAYER THAT FANS LIFE'S SPARK
WHILE THE WORLD WE KNEW TURNS DARK
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GABY
PLANT A GARDEN IN MY SOUL
TAKE WHAT'S BROKEN, MAKE IT WHOLE
BE THE PRINCE OF DREAMS RESTORED
OPEN-ARMED ON LOVE'S FAR SHORE
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SEAN
I SURRENDER TO THIS TRANCE
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GABY
THAT'S THE WAY OF DOOMED ROMANCE
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SEAN & GABY
LIVE THE MOMENT WITH ITS MERRY... DANGER
STILL, THERE'S BEAUTY AS LIFE FADES
WHAT A STUNNING MESS WE'VE MADE!
COULD IT BE THAT WE WERE NEVER STRANGERS?
NEVER STRANGERS
GABY
NEVER STRANGERS
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CONTINUES...